I'd just like to announce that I owned Jane at tennis because I think it is quite the accomplishment. Yes, the girl who emits gamma rays whenever she smiles (x2 multiplier if she's wearing yellow), and also the girl who whimpers, cowers, and has to hug a cotton dog while watching Coraline.

Applause is appreciated. :D

Good day world! It's 2 more days to a new year! A new decade!

And everybody's a year closer to their death date!

Just saying.

:D

The truth hurts.

So I'm here to do the cliché 'Unimportant-things-that-have-occurred-this-year' post. Yey.

Supposedly important events of the year 2009:
- Studied. And studied. Till my vitreous humour dried up, till my brain imploded, till I temporarily became a Chinese android for a week or two, and till a solar eclipse occurred.
- Slept in class. x230498
- Did a combo-sleep in class which consisted of the entire row. (That was awesome.)
- Had a crazy tutor. Who got fired. -repeat-
- Passed Chemistry!
- Remained a Lit failure. :/
- O-levels, bloody hell. (Have fun Sec 4s and 5s of 2010!~)
- Graduated after 10 years of schooling in IJ.
- Discovered that the drink store uncle was cool.
- Discovered that bees and fighting fish are pretty damn idiotic.
- Watched a lot of anime. Yey.
- Recession.
- Solar eclipse.
- Michael Jackson. ):
- Obama.
- Glee!
- Hatred for Twilight grew to significant proportions.
- Edward Cullen evolved into a fairy.
- Taylor Swift got dissed by Kanye.
- Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown.
- Ris Low. -.-
- Kris Allen the goon won American Idol.
- Sezairi won Singapore Idol.
- Won 10 dollars off my dad after betting that Sezairi would win Singapore Idol.
- Got pissed off with Stephenie Meyer.
- Got pissed off with Dan Brown.
- Got pissed off with Shakespeare.
- Got pissed off with Slumdog Millionaire.
- Got pissed off with the NDP song.
- Got pissed off with radio airwaves.
- Got pissed off with Koreaboos.
- Enjoyed sugar.
- Enjoyed lemon tea.
- Did not create a Facebook account.

EDIT:

- VENICE VENICE VENICE! jkfsdklfjsdlkfjsdflkd Damn you!

My computer died. Bloody brilliant.

What's more, it occurred on Christmas Eve.

My OS asploded.

Tsh.

Anyway I tried to suffocate my boredom by watching DVDs and TV.

And I watched Season 1 of Gossip Girl. HAHA, now that I watched it again it looks like such a trainwreck.

Oh, and I heard this in episode 2.

BELUGA CAVIAR.

Wtf?

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!

Go and digest that turkey!

A post only relevant to those who watch Glee. If you don't? Well then you fail. D<

1. (After typing the title, I realise if you actually enunciated it, you would get a Jane-worthy smile. Clever.)

2. Favourite bimbo of the year: Brittany.

3. State paid cynic! I need to find myself this job and learn to turn up my cynicism a notch or two.

4. Also, I'm relieved to know that Finn finally discovers the truth. Actually it had to be delivered to his front door, but whatever.

5. And that Terri realises she's in dire need of therapy. I would like to roast her in a bonfire of godly temperatures - we could drop her into the flames by pushing her off a helicopter. :D

6. I would like to ride on a stereotypical yellow school bus one day. I realise the platform's a little high for a bus, what if someone dashes out of the bus forgetting this?

7. Artie ramming into the wall!

8. Your phonebill Emma, your phonebill.

9. Why does Will always seem to be less than a centimetre away from someone's face? Is that a social tactic designed for intimidation? Hm, discomfort maybe.

10. Kelly Clarkson = :/ If only they sang one of her ballads male ducks.

11. BUY ME THE SOUNDTRACK AND IT WILL BE MY ETERNAL STUDY PLAYLIST.

12. Future tracks require more Artie, more Tina, more Artie, more Mercedes, more Kurt, more Artie and more Quinn.

13. I liked Acafellas. WHERE ARE THEY! Okay maybe Sandy got locked up for being overly-eccentric.

14. MORE GUEST STARS.

That said,

no more Glee till April! D:

WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO FIND A SHOW THAT CAN FUEL MY already lacking HAPPY!

P.S. Er, as to my actual life, I've been busy sailing the Internet waves. That is all.