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American idol!

2011-01-28T19:13:00.005+08:00

UH SOBBING, THIS GUY IS AMAZING. WATCH THIS PLEASE, MY HEART DEFROSTED FOR APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES.

No one in my class watches American Idol and that's horribly disheartening. I mean, just because Simon isn't there doesn't make the singers sing any worse. (Discounting the ones who already suck.) I miss the days in IJ when American Idol was THE SHIT and the canteen is always abuzz with the finale, and how people ran to classes to announce winners, and how major celebrity news would just spread across the floor like a virus. Good times! Speaking of which, who's going back for CNY?

Black Swan!

2011-01-28T17:40:00.005+08:00

Yeah, what’s new. Instead of studying till the neurones in my brain split into half, I watched a movie.

Before anything else, I’d like to explain why I’m so eager to watch this movie.

1. The hype. Come on, if you haven’t heard about the movie, you either live in a cave or you’re dead. Everyone and their great-grandmothers have heard of this show.
2. It’s M18. All hail rebellion and ignorance of movie ratings!
3. It’s BLOODY M18. And all the people I hang out with in school? Their birthdays are in February/March. While they’re squealing about their upcoming birthdays and the movies that they can watch, I bitterly celebrate my third month of being 17. My new policy: spoil before you get spoiled.
4. Natalie Portman. She is one half of a pair of chopsticks. (The other one can be Keira Knightley.)

I quite liked the show. Considering it’s about ballet, it’s already artistic by default. Unless you're Barney in a pink tutu. (God, the colour clash. I'm sorry for the mental image.) The music – OH MY GOD the gorgeous classical music – fit in really well, and subtly, with the movies. Props to the soundtrack, because it’s really difficult to conjure one up with all the tracks interweaving seamlessly with the movie. The only outstanding track was the Swan Lake one, whatever it’s called, and aptly so, since it IS the climax of the movie, and the music rightly emphasises the importance of that scene. Have you ever watched 500 Days of Summer? Or Gossip Girl, or any other US TV drama. They have a knack for throwing in random songs that seemingly encapsulate the scene of the moment; but what does Sweet Disposition have to do with walking down the streets? If the music distracts you from the movie, it’s a fail. Also, I must put forth that the soundtrack isn’t particularly memorable, because I can’t remember where any of the music fits in. Still very good, but I don’t think it’s worthy of being placed on repeat. If you need examples of good soundtracks, I’d like to cite Joe Hisashi’s and Yoko Kanno’s works (more of the latter). I wouldn’t really say Hans Zimmer since I think his works are overly bombastic at times. (In your FACE Jomah.)I think this is as much as I can reveal, I guess. I really don’t wish to spoil the movie.

Oh wow, I realise that I only talked about the music. Meh whatever. Shall I talk about the story? Okay, Natalie Portman's a ballerina, and they do Swan Lake. That's all you need to know. Also, her name is Nina. Stupid name. And her voice. BLARGH.

My conclusion is that Black Swan is very good. Not omgwtfsuperman amazing, but still good. Definitely worth watching.

So watch it! Go forth! March!

I haaaaaaave a dreeeeeeam. A sooong to siiiiiiing.

2011-01-12T17:49:00.005+08:00

To help me copeeeeeeeee- okay no. I was trying to figure out what I want to do in life and I realise none of them involved careers. Which pretty much explains my headaches concerning universities.

Here's a list, because everyone likes lists.

I WANT TO!

1. Learn the piano.

2. Learn the harmonica.

3. Learn the guitar.

4. Travel the world.

4.1. Go to Europe.

4.1.1. Visit Venice before it sinks.

4.1.2. THE EIFFEL TOWER, DUDES.

4.1.3. Specifically, ride a Vespa across Rome like Princess Ann. Btw, Gregory Peck (Y)

4.2. Go to Korea.

4.3. Go to Japan when the cherry blossoms fall.

4.3. See all the 7 wonders of the world, new and old.

4.4. And whatever other famous tourists spots and monuments.

5. See snow!

6. Get a studio apartment.

6.1. Paint it blue.

7. Get my own library. OR own a bookshop.

7.1. If it's a library, I would hire Michelle as my librarian, as I told how I perceived her in the future.

7.2. OR get a huge house with a room full of bookshelves.

8. Learn to ride a motorbike. (My mother vehemently refuses to allow me.)

9. Learn to drive. Vroom.

10. Ride more trains. Idk, I like trains. I wouldn't mind my own Great Railway Bazaar.

11. Ride a carriage!

12. Learn a new language.

12.1. Or master Chinese, I wouldn't mind. I'd like to read ROTK in its true form.

13. Go to a concert.

14. Read more books.

15. And watch more movies.

Conclusion: Hedonist.

Call me Nostradamus.

2011-01-10T17:05:00.004+08:00

Yes, today is a brilliant Monday. I don't recall a Monday ever being this awesome.

1) I finished a book. Specifically the Count of Monte Cristo, at about 2am. Amazing book that I would recommend. The unabridged version please, the one that will exceed a thousand pages.

2) The weather is fabulously cooling.

3) Classroom is larger and more ventilated.

4) The guys stealing benches from other classes amused me.

5) Missed first period. A.k.a, history. THANK GOD.

6) Catching up with everyone was fun.

7) P.E today didn't involve any exercise. P.E teacher recognised me as one of the failures who can't run 2.4 though. I waved at her.

8) I grew a centimetre! /dances. (My classmate really started to sing Dancing in the Moonlight.)

9) People who got back their results today did really well, thus I am very glad for them. I think I was more excited than they were really, haha. I think 99% of my exhilaration came from two accurate predictions. I knew I should have bet cash.

10) School is starting after 8 in 2 weeks time. This warrants champagne. But the J1s have to come to school at the usual time. Hah, suckers.

P.S. Remember Geraldine, ARC people? Anyway CJ decorated the hallways with photos of the students and there's one with her class near my classroom. That was amusing. She looks like a snowman compared to her friends.

NO Cheryl Tan, this is not a post for you, don't be such an egoist!

2011-01-07T12:39:00.003+08:00

Hi. Just yesterday, Cheryl Tan was ranting over her weird acronym-ed courses, and I remarked on how she has already planned out her future. Which is quite remarkable really, because these sort of people kind of have a sense of motivation, don't they. They know what they want with their lives, they set out to do it, they lead happy, or at least satisfied lives once they achieve this. As opposed to the drifters in the sea who have no idea where they're going. Speaking of which, it's Open House period, and it's quite stressful for the drifters to make decisions really. First, you need to decide whether you want to go to Poly or JC. After that, which Poly course, or which JC subjects. And then for the JC students now, which stupid university we want to go to. Why does life involve so many decisions? It's so troublesome.

Some mega long ass post about tutors.

2010-12-05T16:57:00.012+08:00

I'm the person who I think has had the most tutors in her entire lifetime, which is a little sad considering that people instantly think that your tutors rescue you from drowning in your own stupidity. Partially true for some, not for me, ~~because I'm magnificently clever~~ because my laziness prevails and I rarely pay attention in class. So basically my real teachers or whatever would be my tutors. The teachers in school would be the assholes that give you homework and can't teach.

SO! My vast experience means that I'm well-equipped to write a post about tutors. I'm pretty sure I've seen every kind. Well maybe not. Whatever, play along.

A reason for this is that I resumed tuition this week; my brain is weeping. I had two sessions today, one which was at fricking 10am, forcing me to wake up at 9, which also means that my system's running on less than 3 hours of sleep. FML. Another obvious reason for this is because I have too much homework and am currently in procrastination mode. Actually, I just thought that my tutor seemed very quotable. Anyway, here we go.

God-Tier
Cheap, fantastic at teaching, extremely clever. Basically, the epitome of a perfect tutor for both your studies and wallet. He gives tuition because he can, or because he wants to retain his knowledge. Comes for tuition empty-handed because he doesn't need references, it's all in his head. Destined for great things. Rare to come by.

My current tutor is pretty close, I guess, except that he's an arrogant and impatient shithead who constantly murders my self-esteem.

Let me quote.

"Oh, challenging questions. Okay.

Maybe it's this part that makes it slightly difficult.

Nah, it's easy.

Haha, it's so easy, why is it considered challenging?"

"I expect you to complete a question quickly.

I finish a Math paper in 1 hour. I expect that you're two times slower.

(True that I finish the paper in 2 hours, but the paper's FRICKING 3 HOURS. What do you during the rest of the time, fold paper aeroplanes?!)"

"I don't know how to do this."

"WHAT? WHY?"

(Note that his voice goes up by an octave or five.)

OR (my personal favourite )

"Please tell me something my pet rock couldn't say."

High-Tier
1: Veterans. Those old fogies that are safe choices because of their reservoirs of experience. Probably know everything there is to know, but may be a little old-fashioned or backwards in their teaching. Either patient and nice, or downright scary.

My Chinese and Math tutors in Sec 4 are probably good examples. Also, my primary school English tutor.

BTW, R.I.P my Chinese tutor who passed away from some illness.

And I think my poor English tutor has Alzheimer's or something. Ah.

2: The ones who actually care about your education and would happily OT for a few hours to help you understand. Good grasp of their work, but not fantastic. Kudos to their efforts.

My Science tutor in Secondary school. He was nice. And he knew how to bribe me with sweets. (Y)

3. Special mention to my primary school Science tutor at some centre who bought a frog to have it dissected. She was too much of a wimp to dissect it herself though, so she got the butcher guy to do it for her. Did you know the liver's blue?

Mid-high Tier
Special mention to this one because she was kind of interesting. She brought fruit to teach Chinese. IDK how that works. But she even brought a knife to peel the damn apple! (Imagine my raised eyebrow look here, please.)

Another one - I don't really remember the lessons, but I remember talking about World Cup and how Germany would win against Brazil with the guys before lesson began. YEAH I eat my words.

Middle-Tier
Average tutor. A relative good grasp of the subjects they're teaching, can teach farely well but not really. Average in every way. Average life, average income, average height, average weight, etc. The ones who will never stand out.

UH, every other tutor not mentioned.

Low-Tier
a.k.a bitching time!

1. Greedy shits who give tuition for the cash because it's easy money. Constantly look at their watches and are ready to GTFO once time's up. They come late, they leave early. May or may not be capable of teaching. Why are you sitting at the table in my house, really? BTW, the ones who get thirsty constantly are obviously not meant for teaching. What kind of lousy ass teacher loses his voice from two hours of talking? I refer you to my History teachers...

2. OMG, special mention to my stupid tutor that never comes on time. If he says 10am, he probably means 8pm. But whatever, he was hired to help me crash course that one week before EOYs for Math. Got my A, so I'll cut him some slack. I wonder if he was late for his own wedding.

3. Paedophiles. (JK, people, why so serious.)

4. There was also one who let me play basketball at her house and watch TV. That was weird.

5. Oh, also, a special mention to one tutor I had who creeped the shit out of me because she was so clingy and happy and sunshine. It was very uncomfortable. /shudder/

-----------------------------------------------

YAY I finished my catalogue of tutors. This post is very lulzy to me.

Anyway, I guess you've learnt that I'm clearly a tuition whore. Well then.

P.S. I still have some books of my previous tutors and I have no clue what to do with them. Ah.
P.P.S. I sacked 3 tutors after their first lesson. What, they sucked! And I have every right. The powaaaaaah.

Uh, bye.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantsay

2010-12-03T03:19:00.005+08:00

Uh, awesome album or what?

Harry Potter and the DH part 1.

2010-11-30T00:56:00.005+08:00

HEY THERE. I take back what I said about abandoning this place, because finding another host to create a blog is troublesome shit. So here I am.

So, guess which awesome movie I just watched? Yep. I was rather reluctant to watch this, actually! After watching that rubbish of a 5th movie, I was pretty sure this movie would be headed down the same path. Basically, thank God. I was pleasantly surprised, really. Outstanding pacing and character development - no wonder DanRad said this movie was preferred over the second part, which would probably be similar to the older movies. ~~Shan't spoil it for the sake of those who have not watched it, but please do watch it, it's great.~~ Hah. Hold up, I forgot that all the spoilers are already released. In book form. Shan't say anything anyway. Since I can't remember the details. Hee.

Oh yes. I thought of this during the movie: what happens if you point your wand towards the sea and say "Accio, fish?" The cooler scenario would be getting bombarded by fish, I guess. Won't that be awesome! I'd definitely be a fisherman.

I do have one complaint though, which is the overly exaggerated romance between Ron and Hermoine; I wish it to be a little more subtle. Dear director, you don't really have to spend 5 seconds of your film on their hands being close together while they're sleeping. Really now? OH HOH, one more thing. When Harry found Gryffindor's sword under the ice, this girl in the theatre exclaimed, "Suh-ward!" with the "w" all present and everything, and that kinda ruined the moment for me since my mind went from "The sword!" to "NO bitch, the w is silent!" Another thing I don't understand is how some people can just enter the theatre not knowing a thing about the storyline. I'd be confused as hell. That shall be it's one flaw. Stay away action fans, wait for the next movie.

Right, nothing left to add. Part 2, where are thou?

P.S. This post shall be dedicated to Dobby, Mad-Eye and Hedwig.

GLEEEEEEE!

2010-09-22T17:31:00.003+08:00

GLEE IS BACK

THE SUN SHINES AGAIN

HALLELUJAH

Some shithead asked for this. Yay. :D

2010-09-08T21:22:00.006+08:00

Hey there. This post is dedicated to this super cool junior of mine who enjoys torturing me. Alas, so is karma, and she got her desserts today! I salute you, truck driver sir, for the showers of blessing you have bestowed upon her - my only complain is that I was not there to relish the moment. Ah. ):

I just realised that the first sentence is rather vague. I'm pretty sure they all do.

... Moving on.

Slightly eventful day, today was. A little less than a dozen of us met up to fly down to NJRC, which is slightly weird because I don't think any of us really know what we're going for. Support? Who is there to support, if the juniors aren't even trying? It really is quite disheartening when you recall the efforts that the seniors put in: Ace, Julienne's 1k sponsorship, the red telephone booth, the textbook thick booklets and journals etc. Not to put ourselves on a pedestal, but after the '07 batch, everything went downhill. But it's okay, it's not like we didn't expect this.

(HAHA SORRY, INTERVAL, I had my MSN name as LUCY and Tracey comes along asking me who I am. Lucy is the name of some cosmic diamond floating around outer space which is worth kazillions. Acknowledge its presence, people. Side note: all these '94ers drive me nuts.)

Oh yes, I got attacked a million times today. Whenever I go for any ARC meeting from now on, I'll bring along a checklist.

Who (literally) attacked me today:

[x] Natalie

[x] Maxene (Who clung onto me like some KOALA BEAR for 15 to 20 minutes)

[x] CCX (Punctured my lungs, pretty sure)

[ ] Jade

[ ] Others

People who need to die:

[x] Everyone above

[x] Shujun (x10)

[x] Jaclyn (DEAD after today.)

[x] etc.

It was good to catch up with the losers though. Jane's overaffection for stuffed toys hasn't changed a bit, Joanne is still as lame as ever, Ruth continues building up her secret stash of porny books, while everyone else continues to display a liking towards making my life miserable. Also, no matter who I go out for lunch/dinner/breakfast/creepy 3am supper with, we can never make up ours minds on what we're going to be eating.

... I am never meeting with the juniors again.

P.S. I think this place has to go soon.

My life now.

2010-08-17T16:12:00.005+08:00

1) Tutor: Please tell me something my pet rock couldn't say.

2) Classmate: Oh, you have morals now?

3) Another Classmate: Since when did you have morals? (ON THE SAME FRICKING DAY)

4) Another Classmate: Ahah, she called you Daffy. (FML at this, I say nothing duck-related in school and the damn black thing still comes back and haunts me. Your resting place? My dinner plate.)

5) Yours truly: Hey, you owe me one buck.

Another Classmate: Oh okay. -Takes out a dollar coin and puts it back- Oh this one is shiny, I want to keep it. Hold on.

Yours truly: I want the shiny one! It's better than paying me a dollar's interest!

Another Classmate: Hmmmm, no. -takes out 2 50 cent coins- These are shiny.

Yours truly: They're less shiny.

Another Classmate: Just take it.

Yours truly: Cheapskate.

Classmate (from no. 2): Technically, it's still the same value.

Yours truly: Shut up.

Other happenings:

- My Math teacher is disappointed by my CA score. It wasn't that bad considering I didn't study, so whatever. Actually no, I lost my damn crown. ):

- My Econs teacher wants me to redo my work. I'm writing in Font size 7.5/8 to make her go blind. GO BLIND, YOU HORRID WOMAN.

- Twitter's back.

- I want to watch Mean Girls.

That's all. /Miranda Priestly

Inception.

2010-07-31T20:17:00.003+08:00

In deference to Michelle, I shall not comment yet. (Since I blew her off twice in a row. Hee, sorry.)

Note: It's not some kind of masterpiece okay, it's still chock full (I exaggerate) of flaws.

And your head is bound to hurt.

But still.

Watch Inception everyone, it's great food for thought.

And when I said food, I meant a fricking buffet.

Dynamite!

2010-07-27T23:50:00.006+08:00

1) You know how 'awesome' was once the most common word of the day back in Sec 4? Now it's FML.

2) I hate History. More than Chem. MORE than goldfish, Dan Brown and Othello. If I manage to graduate, the first thing I would do is to organise a bonfire and to throw those papers in and dance around it. OR, if I decide to kill myself, I'd carry my notes with me on that day and place a little Post-it that says "MURDERER" on the front page.

3) Speaking of History, the class just had to fork up a collective of 56 fricking dollars for a 100+ paged reading. Wtf.

4) My classmate is metaphorically blonde.

5)I wanna celebrate and live my life, saying aaaaaaaaaayo

6) My class, and only my class, is going for some YOG event. Why? Because our class was the only small enough that fit the criteria. Stupid thing is, it starts at 8.30 and ends at 11. AT NIGHT. Asdfghkl?

7) I miss teachers who don't give a shit about homework.

8) History teachers are true Nazis.

9) Guess what subject I'm doing now.

10) And guess who's going all blonde on me now. -.-

11) Can something exciting happen? The most entertaining topic this week was the Muttons talking about chicken on 987.

12) Twice this week, I turned on the radio in hope that it could distract me from my computer. I heard Kesha, and then the fricking Jonas Brothers. ... I GAVE YOU A CHANCE, Radio.

13) I foresee myself sweeping roads at 3 in the morning.

14) Chem teacher: "Don't use God's name in vanity!" Sorry, what?

BOOKS.

2010-07-13T16:34:00.002+08:00

Recommendations please, I need something to read after Harry Potter.

Need to stop dampening moods.

2010-07-12T21:15:00.002+08:00

Suzanne in class: Hey guys, did you realise that it's already July? So fast! Soon it's going to be our Promos, then our A's, then we're going to be thinking of what we're going to do in our futures-

Yours truly: Then we're gonna die.

I must not tell lies.

2010-07-09T20:48:00.012+08:00

Hey there world. And Term 3, you bitch.

1) Got a new Econs teacher who "looks like she has a stick up her ass" (courtesy of Classmate), but can teach fairly well.

2) Could not understand the oral examiner for the life of me, screwed up orals and left an impression of a complete fool who can't speak 2 words of Chinese. Great.

3) Reading Harry Potter, yay! I'm at OOTP.

4) Creeped out by touchy,girly classmates in class. Stop touching me, and stop being so girly, idgaf if you're girls. And I don't care if I don't make sense! Oh lord, nightmares.

5) Another classmate likes to share her music. I think I already told her in the nicest way possible that her music isn't exactly very appealing - something along the lines of "I don't trust your music tastes" - but she is ever so persistent.

6) Same classmate forced me to go for the Chinese lecture when half the class ponned! And when we went in, 3/4 of the LT was empty. D< (P.S. poor lecturer.)

7) Had no school on Friday but some sports event, however brilliant that is. The excitement began when Classmate and I actually left the damn place, and traversed through the Botanical Gardens while stalking my OG friend and two J2s (who were clearly lost) to get to the bus stop.

8) Parent-teacher meet! SHIT. Please mince your words, Chinese teachers and History teachers.

9) Oh Subject Rep, why so useless?

Charlie Brown sigh at life.

GLEEEEEE Finale

2010-06-10T00:18:00.003+08:00

Glee!

Is over.

Over over over.

Fricking over.

Life is miserable.

Studying sucks.

Psh.

Great Danes named Germaine

2010-06-08T01:16:00.007+08:00

Good morning, my pixel kingdom.

I am pissed off with History.

1) I can't find much about Sovietisation in my notes; Poland, Greece, Iran, fricking zilch.
2) Actually, I'm just a lost soul at the moment. My table is strewn with papers.
3) I only wrote 6 lines. (On pretty yellow paper. ;D)
4) kjhfsdjhffhjksdfhsdkfhdslkfhsdlkfdsldsfslfdslfdsjkhwjhwerkjl

Hey. Hey apple.

2010-05-31T22:00:00.010+08:00

Hi.

1. I made a list of the rubbish that I have to study over the holidays, and this damn thing is pretty much as long as the Amazon River. So I am here, procrastinating. Not doing any productive work. Chilling out. Yeah.

2. Convo.
J: Did you watch Iron Man 2?
D: Nah, I didn't watch Iron Man 1, so I didn't bother.
J: Oh really? It was very good, you should watch it.
D: Oh? My friend wants to watch Prince of Persia.
J: I didn't really like it.
W: (Pops out from nowhere) No, it was good! It was like, waaaaaaaah!
D: You two are exact opposites.
J: Did you watch Iron Man 2?
W: Yeah, it wasn't too good.

3. Started watching anime again a week/a few days ago. The next day, I saw Jade's MSN message that went something like 'Feels the urge to watch anime again!' Hnnnn.

4. The only fruit I consume nowadays is the shiny red apple.

5. Another Convo.
J: (an over-enthusiastic) HIIIIIIIII!
D: Sup.
J: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup.
D: Wazzzzzup.
J: You watch?
D: Yea.
J: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup.
D: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzup.

(If you don't get 5, you pretty much uh, fail. S'okay Jane.)

6. I like the number 6.

Okay, time to flyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Ciao.

The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-Time

2010-05-22T11:53:00.007+08:00

Hey world. I've been reading a litle more recently, and I came across this genius of a chapter in the book.

“People say that Orion is called Orion because Orion was a hunter and the constellation looks like a hunter with a club and a bow and arrow, like this. But this is really silly because it is just stars, and you could join up the dots in any way you wanted, and you could make it look like a lady with an umbrella who is waving, or the coffee maker which Mrs Shears has, which is from Italy, with a handle and steam coming out, or like a dinosaur, and there aren't any lines in space, so you could join bits of Orion to bits of Lepus or Taurus or Gemini and say that they were a constellation called The Bunch of Grapes or Jesus or The Bicycle. ”

This pretty much sums up my view on constellations. Which is true, isn't it? Who in the world assigned Orion as the hunter when you can form so many other shapes? And how in the world do they derive that from randomly connecting the stars? One day when I'm free enough to pass time by staring at the hands of my clock (as of now, never) I'll print out some constellation map or whatever it's called and start playing connect-the-dots and inventing my own constellations like "Man watching TV' or 'Creepster hiding behind the wall' or 'Dogs playing poker'.

IJ Fiesta was okay. For some reason, all the games the chipmunks thought of were wet games, and everywhere I went I crashed into some girl who JUST SO HAPPENED to have played some stupid wet game, and were disgustingly sticky. Which is why I shall praise my unintentional intuition to wear a dri fit shirt. The Sec 4s were being annoying as usual, Joanne was being Joanne and Jane was being Jane, Sam was Sam and Denise was Denise - I got owned by the 4 tricksters with their illogical games during dinner. (Okay 3.5, since half the time Jane didn't get it, which is still 4994805 times better than yours truly who was a complete blurblock then.)

BUT WHATEVER.

)<

Patricia Highsmith part II

2010-05-08T20:45:00.004+08:00

I was mostly right.

1) The girl is mad.
2) The girl's fiancé is mad.
3) The guy's ex-wife is mad.
4) I went mad.
5) And am still mad, because I ploughed through this book to a rubbish ending.

Someone borrow this book off and explain to me its appeal, of which I am unable to see. Either this book is too ~complex and subtle~ for my shallow self, or that I will never enjoy mystery/psychological/thriller books.

)<

Patricia Highsmith

2010-05-07T20:31:00.006+08:00

After tossing Sherlock Holmes aside I picked up Cry of the Owl, the book Sam and Jomah gifted me I-forgot-when.

1) I think the guy is mad.
2) I think the girl is mad.
3) I think the guy's ex-wife is mad.
4) I think the girl's fiancé is mad.
5) I think I'm going mad.
6) I'm not even at the climax of the book?!

Here, let me quote a little insanity:

If this coffee had poison in it, I think I'd drink it - if you put the poison there.

GOOD LORD, THESE PEOPLE NEED HELP.

GUESS WHAT

2010-05-06T19:21:00.003+08:00

I PASSED CHEM!

Take that, Nandar!

Also, I'd like to add Arthur Conan Doyle to the list of authors I dislike, right smack behind Stephenie Meyer, Dan Brown and Shakespeare. I have no interest in reading about the adventures of a psychotic, childlike genius of a detective, thank you very much.

One less bell to answer

2010-04-29T18:51:00.010+08:00

Hello there.

I'm finally blogging about Glee! It has finally redeemed its title of 'Happy Show' after the latest episode because it had KRISTIN CHENOWETH. I didn't even understand the random subplots thrown in, but who cares when there's KRISTIN CHENOWETH. Also, Rachel missing in action pleases me even more - I am so tired of her megaphone voice and her creepy stalker instincts. Annoying shit like Jesse and Emma were out of sight and out of mind, so hoorah to that as well.

Uh. The end?

P.S. I didn't save my Jane the Crane story from my MSN convos. Boohoo.
P.P.S. The horrible pronunciation here makes me roll my eyes 10 times more.
P.P.P.S. MY MATH TEACHER SAID, "A EXAMPLE". asdfghjkl asdfghjkl?
P.P.P.P.S. I can't really pay attention to the teachers with terrible enunciation. My History teachers are as ghastly as ever.

Teacher: Class, don't you think the noise level is a little too high?
Classmate: Sorry, what?

11:11

2010-04-24T23:14:00.005+08:00

I recently got into the habit of making 11:11 wishes for the fun of it.

I guess they don't come true since I throw out a string of wishes each time.

You wonder why they can't just grant them all.

gonzales

2010-04-24T21:59:00.002+08:00

I am annoyed today.

1. I cannot find my MI tutorial. (My fantastically done tutorial, if I may add.)
2. I do not want to redo it because I literally mowed down 5 trees doing so.
2i. Well, I don't care about the trees, I care about my precious time that I may have to waste on something that I have ALREADY done. So I shall not bother.
3. Failing is some demoralising shit. I have already collected a U and an S.
4. I have too much homework.
5. Math fricking project, which I am doing. Alone. Go figure.
5i. I feel your pain, Michelle!
6. Studying sucks.
7. I re-organised my stupid file for the Nazi because she stupidly wanted to check it and SHE DIDN'T. Curse you, you monster!
8. MID YEARS ARE COMING UP.
9. My stupid tutor wrote on my tutorial. Excuse me, how am I going to hand it in if you draw all over it with your pink and purple pens!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Well I do have cool stuff to report:

1. I watched a silent film. The Jazz Singer!

Yeah that's it.

Has it only been 4 months?

Mediocre attempt at reviving this place.

2010-04-19T23:26:00.004+08:00

Featuring Joanna!

JOANNAIO says:
*bahh!

billie says:
*Bahh! Black sheep!

JOANNAIO says:
*it's supposed to be bahh bahh black sheep

billie says:
*This can be the aggressive version.

JOANNAIO says:
*?????

billie says:
*Try saying it with the exclamation marks.

JOANNAIO says:
*erm..what's "bahh!" supposed to be?

billie says:
*The sound a sheep makes?

JOANNAIO says:
*so why issit aggressive?

billie says:
*Try saying it la.
*Sheep should go baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
*But this one is going bah! bah! bah! Doesn't it sound aggressive.

JOANNAIO says:
*erm..no
*i thought aggressiveness should sound like
*"bang! boom!! bam!!! i'm kiking ur arse,,,"
*or at least somewhere along those lines

billie says:
* A SHEEP CAN'T SAY THAT LA.

MEE LEE TREE.

2010-04-05T19:31:00.006+08:00

Today, I decided that my GP teacher cannot be trusted.

Since he spelt principles as principals.

What in the naaaaaaaaaaaame of-

P.S. TYVM TO JANE, MICHELLE, JOANNE, SAM, DENISE, LARRY AND CHERYL FOR HELPING ME WITH MY AGGRAVATING PW.

PW

2010-04-03T19:48:00.002+08:00

God has answered my prayers; there are no sucky/bitchy/annoying people in my group. PRAISE BE TO GOD.

On the other hand, I still haven't thought of my strategy thing for amalgamation. I'm trying to think out of the box, but it seems like I'm stuck in the middle of it.

BAH, PW. :/

FML

2010-03-29T22:34:00.001+08:00

HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HATED CHEM?

2010-03-29T20:24:00.002+08:00

Guess who's considering a transfer?

Hoh, I have no more words.

Sayonara.

You suck.

2010-03-29T00:39:00.001+08:00

Dearest ANNOYING AS HELL:

You are the reason the sun will not set, for a building's collapse, for the death of a stray cat, for El Nino, for the unjustifiable massacres of innocents, for global warming, for the sinking of the Titanic, for the demise of the dinosaurs, for Dumbledore's death, for John Lennon's murder, for Abraham Lincoln's assassination, for World Wars I and II kgjdfklgjdlfkgjldfkgj.

Get your act together.

Or GTFO.

In chinese.

2010-03-25T18:13:00.004+08:00

I was so amused by this, idk why.

Friend: Hey, what's fire in chinese?
Me: 火。
Friend: As in, from your job.
Me: Oh. 炒鱿鱼？裁 something?　Idk, don't ask me.
Friend: (Turns to other person) What's fire in chinese?
Other: 火， duh.

Friend: Hey, you know when people reuse their water? Do they reuse the water they used to wash their vegetables to wash their cars?

Back to school. :/

2010-03-24T21:01:00.006+08:00

I'll introduce someone new today! And she will be dubbed "ANNOYING AS HELL".

ANNOYING AS HELL happens to be some girl who sits beside me who does not turn up in school half the time - coincidentally on the days that we have PE! Other than that, her phone is wonky and we can never get through to her. What's worse is that she never tells us when she's not coming! ssjfsdlkjfklsdfjsdklfjsdlfk I wouldn't even care if she wasn't in my project group, seriously.

So, to ANNOYING AS HELL:
1) Do your damn work.
2) Why are you complaining about your workload when you don't appear in school? Do the math please, your workload shoots up if you don't turn up on the busiest days of the week.
3) You claim that you barely sleep at night, and yet you overslept on the first day of school. Till 4. AND YOU COMPLAIN THAT YOU'RE TIRED. WTF is keeping you up if you're not doing work! SHEESH.
4) If you have sleeping problems, go see a damn doctor.
5) Your handwriting is a disgrace to the female population. The guys have neater handwriting. (You have no idea how pissed off I get when I see her ugly scrawls.)
6) Stop comparing Poly and JC, JFC. It has been a term, get used to JC, or GTFO while you still can.
7) I pray to God, that you are not in my PW group.

She makes me want to shoot arrows at a puppy. Continuously.

In other news, I pulled my first all-nighter on Monday! By all-nighter, I meant that I slept less than an hour doing some blasted History essay as a punishment for not doing some unknown homework because Mag Low no. 2 has no mercy. On the bright side, she commended my essay, so I am substantially pleased; seeing that I sacrificed my sleep for that bloody thing, I might as well gain something from it. I am also thankful that she values quality over quantity because I did not hit the page limit. That brought up painful memories of receiving my Lit essays back with the standardised comment at the end: short script. Good times.

Apparently I have some guai status amongst the teachers: my Chem teacher especially, has this perception of me, so she kicked up quite a fuss when I didn't do my homework. Hoho. My Math teacher as well, since I'm always the first few to hand in my homework. I think he needs to realise that Math is pretty much the only subject I would bother doing straightaway.

Alright, I need to do my Chem homework now. More accurately, my first tutorial which I have not done.

:D

P.S. Joanne would like to declare that a marriage is not a horny legal arrangement. HAHA, brilliance on her part.
P.P.S. JC life is so srs bzns that I'm amused at almost everything now. I think it's my brain's defense mechanism to preserve my sanity. Or deteoriate it, I do not know.

Well-deserved March break.

2010-03-15T00:30:00.003+08:00

Hey world. The March break's finally here, thank God.

Well, life has been fun.

Anyway, I spent my first day of temporary liberation back at IJ. Honours' Day wasn't particular exciting; other than some new Moral Education award which had me chortling quite a fair bit. Extravagant reception as usual, which was miles ahead of the meager little table set up during the CJ Parent-teacher meet; I wish I were exaggerating, but there was really only one table. With unappealing sandwiches. :/

After saving Arielene from bankruptcy and speaking with a few other kids, Sam and I left for Kaiji. I have yet to see one adaptation of anything that is better than the original. Why why why did they play that YUI song at the end of the movie? It completely ruined the supposedly dark atmosphere! It's like playing elevator music during an action scene, or screaming on the ferris wheel. Tsh.

Sam and I went for the Mockingbird play the next day. The improvisation with the chairs was pretty good, but one thing that irked me was how they twisted the lines to fit the context: 'Instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a KNIFE in his hand?!?!? SDJKFHSKJTHRJK Well excuse me, I don't recall anyone holding a knife other than Ewell, and he is definitely not courageous, so what bullshit is that! Atticus was a tad too whiny, Maudie appeared too many times and Jem's Singaporean accent was really prominent, but on the account that he's uh, Singaporean, I shall let it slide.

We have also devised a post-postgraduate plan for the 41234ers!

Step One: Go to Las Vegas. Earn enough moolah to buy our own jetplanes.
Step Two: Fly to Europe.
Step Three: Tour the entire bigass thing.
Step Four: File for bankruptcy.

We will inform you people of further details once we've decided on the countries. :D

Alright, I should be doing homework now.

Hah, sure. No, I'm going to play Pokemon.

NI HAO.

2010-02-28T16:14:00.004+08:00

I don't know why I complain so much about English really; it should be Chinese. After 7 long months without writing a single Chinese character, my saint of a teacher says that today's compo was a CA.

These were the words I couldn't translate:
- Instead
- Persistent
- Four room flat
- Remorseful
- Understand
- Guilty
- Appliances
- Daily necessities

... and a lot more. I have no idea how I'm going to pass Chinese this year, bloody hell.

I HATE CAs.

(I have 5 more next week, and 1 to do over the weekend. ): )

ARIELENE WEE: HISTORY NOTES PLEASE.

The cool 300th post!

2010-02-26T23:04:00.002+08:00

Brown Eyed Girls likes chilli crab.

299th post, I hope my next post would be of something significant.

2010-02-25T22:18:00.012+08:00

Hi, JC life sucks. But I'm not going to fill this post with my complaints and grumbles like I always do - who wants to read about that anyway.

Events I'm looking forward to:
1. March Hols. IT'S APPROACHING, HOORAH.
2. Mockingbird play.
3. Going to Kino and HMV.
4. Graduation! :D

During History today, Mag Low no. 2 and other sexist teacher who picks on the boys (I find it hilarious, sorry) mentioned overseas trips to the UK and to Beijing. I want to go to Beijing because it sounds fun - unfortunately it costs a bomb. Then again, the UK Cambridge trip costs 5, is in August, and is for two weeks. Two weeks is a reasonable duration to pick up their accent. :D

Btw, I found someone who may be related to Jane. My Math teacher, who smiles at everything and anything regardless of the situation. He's like those creepy pierrots in circuses who hand you balloons, but you're too afraid to take it from him because he's scaring the shit out of you. Okay honestly, he's a pushover, but his facial expressions are just too limited. I hope to witness a scene where he's angry. Yet, still smiling.

Oh, I think I should give all my teachers nicknames.

History - Mag Low no. 2 and Sexist
Math - Pierrot/Clown/Creepy
GP - Army boy
Econs - Drag Queen (In the sense that she's long-winded)
Chem - Cool Chem teacher
PE - Moustache
Chinese - 老师

Basically, I only like my History, Chem and Chinese teachers. I think liking the History teachers is self-explanatory. The Chem teacher, as I've mentioned before, is hilarious. I'm partial towards the Chinese teacher because the guys from the other classes always conjure up big fat ruckuses that annoy me to the core - so what say her?

One similarity shared by all 3 (minus Sexist) of these teachers: they bother greeting the class before and after lessons. A lack of that in the other lessons is disconcerting. ):

Next time you pray, add in one hoping that the teachers will never see this. :D

P.S. A sincere thank you to my computer and speakers for reducing my stress. And no, I am not deranged. I'm being grateful!

I want to ride a mammoth.

2010-02-21T23:49:00.002+08:00

HI, why do I have so much homework?

Chingay. Is that how you spell it?

2010-02-19T23:40:00.004+08:00

- Met up with the 41234 gang today. Look, I invented a name for this clique with indecisive numbers.

- Kay more specifically, it was Sam, Su Lin, Steph, Jane, Joanne, Caroline, Emily, Wendy, Beatrice and Michelle.

- Went to Marina's food court.

- Su Lin looks like a rich kia.

- Laughed at Jane's uniform.

- Left the food court for Carl's Jr.

- Uh, ate.

- Refilled our cups like nobody's business.

- Stole an ice cube to wash my hand.

- Dropped the ice cube.

- Kicked it around.

- Went to the River Hongbao with JJS!

- First stop: some jazz performance by a rock band. Listened to them for a minute or two, then walked away in their faces. Hee.

- Went to look at the amusement rides.

- Realised that standing beside The Vortex is a stupid thing to do, especially if they start hurling.

- Got cotton candy on my hair.

- Threatened the cotton candy.

- Marina Floating Platform!

- Did GrandStand torture and climbed all the way to the top.

- Took pictures of the highest step.

- Watched Chingay for a while.

- Officially stepped on the floating platform.

- Laughed at some gay panda wearing a pink dress.

- Was fascinated by a bell exhibit where they hung 吉利话 from the clapper, where many people were throwing coins at the bells so that they'd ring.

- Threw 5 coins and failed.

- Pretended to have succeeded anyway.

- Went around looking at the other exhibits before leaving.

- Invented a poem on the ride home:
Jane the cane went to Spain in the rain to take a train down the lane to Ukraine in pain to catch butterflies.

Sunshine the sunny shiny sunflower shone sunnily on the sunny shine field under the sunny shiny sun.

I realise the last one doesn't make sense.

Steadfast!

2010-02-18T21:33:00.007+08:00

HI, I'm here to complain about my GP teacher who cannot seem to quote my words properly. You have my damn report, why can't you just replicate it word for word! Said GP teacher even messed up the grammar and sentence structure ~~I'm hoping it wasn't my own error~~ . And I used a fricking s, not a z! Don't Americanise my English!

Which reminds me, when I was in P2, I lost a mark in English for spelling 'grey' as 'gray'.

See, sir? (Not trying to be polite or anything, I address most guys by sir. And Joanne.) Adhere by the education system and respect our roots as a British colony prior to our independence!

D<

P.S. This ant appeared just when I left the Healthy Breakfast Cereal on my computer desk. So I took a piece and hung it above it's head - it raise it's hind legs and started reaching for it! Had fun teasing it for a minute or a half.

Well.

Rest in peace.

Dogs > Cats.

2010-02-13T22:47:00.013+08:00

An asshat of a cat rolled it eyes at me today.

Blasted furbag, wait till I send you to a fur farm.

Or a lonely cat lady.

D<

During 鱼生:

恭喜发财!
万事如意!
新年快乐!
年年有余!
...
华文字！

First week of voluntary torture. :)

2010-02-12T22:33:00.003+08:00

Upon entering JC, my standard of English has fallen to an all time low because of the constant usage of Singlish and incomprehensible Hokkien/Cantonese/whatever dialect 25/7. My brain can't even form proper sentences half the time! ): I lost the access to my brain's internal vocabulary and grammar storage, which pisses me off tremendously, especially when I start stumbling over my words. BOO.

(Side-note: I just quarrelled with my dad over the British accent. He said it sucked since their breathing affected their elocution; my mother concurred by adding that their English basically sucked. HOW DARE THEY MOCK BRITISH ACCENTS, AM I RIGHT?!)

Anyway, let's move on to life in my prison cell. Excuse the laziness and the inability to construct proper sentences.

Subjects I abhor
1. PE!
2. History - Your pen has to move faster than Usain Bolt. Also, no damn notes. NADA.
3. GP - I don't want to have to read the papers everyday. ):
4. Chinese - FRICKING ZUO WEN NEXT TIME, KILL ME NOW.

Most demanding subject
1. History
2. PE
3. History
4. PE
5. GP

Subjects I'm glad exist
1. Math (Still the easiest subject to study/practice/revise.)
2. Econs (Thank the Lord for common sense.)

Good ~~Tea~~chers
0. ECONS - Refer to previous post.
1. HISTORY - Scarier than Hitler appearing in your bedroom as your tooth fairy; basically Kunna and Mag Low morphed into one. Effective + scary + best English out of all my other teachers = no. 1.
2. CHEMISTRY - She is hilarious. Plus, she's sarcastic and rolls her eyes 75 times per tutorial and/or lecture. She's probably the only teacher that understood that the students haven't made the transition from O's, as compared to everyone else who just jumped into the syllabus right away. Thumbs up!
3. CHINESE - Super cool Chinese doctor who let us watch cartoons during his lesson. WHICH MADE MY WEEK. (I sound like a child.) Such a shame that the Chinese classes were re-organised. ):

Sucky teachers
Everyone else that didn't make the cut for the previous section. Sorry. I wouldn't say sucky per se, but more towards the lack of a strong impression. Unlike History. She invokes shudders with her tyrannical presence and I swear, she's tenfold more horrifying than Red wine. At least she has a teeny sense of humor, though it seems more like DID. Sorry again.

Entertainment: 5/10
Enjoyment: 2/10 (Simply coping. Not drugged by lemon tea like in IJ I guess. I haven't had lemon tea in ages!)

FINAL VERDICT: Cut us some slack, please. I'll go on my knees!

):

YAY MOOLAH

2010-02-12T17:44:00.002+08:00

I just got my first red packet today!

FROM MY HOME TUTOR.

:D :D

Random (& ridiculous) thoughts.

2010-02-10T20:25:00.005+08:00

Bring ostriches on cable cars.

What happens when a mosquito is resting on the blade of a mechanical fan, and someone switches it on - does it fly off, or does it get sliced?

If you see a cockroach on a cake, would you smack it down like the hand of God, or would you be generous and allow it to feast? Or spray insecticide on it, contaminating the cake - or would you try to lure it off the cake, mindful that it may fly into your face? Or would you be a miser, pluck the cockroach off with tweezers, cut away the conquered portion and continue eating it?

I'd like to visit a balloon house one day - a house literally constructed with balloons - and bring a long, sharp needle.

Why are cowboys called cowboys when they ride horses 80% of the time?

I hope that spaceships are created before the world ends.

Funniest occurrence of the week: Chinese cartoon during Chinese lessons.

My ambition a few years ago was to work in casino.

What do animals think when humans approach them?
1. What?
2. (confused) What?
3. (Irritated) WHAT.
4. Begone, unintelligent homosapien!

I guess that the cat I waved to went with 4.

2010-02-08T19:22:00.001+08:00

Hi.

JC work is staggeringly intense.

My brain can't function.

I waved to a cat today.

How was your day?

CJC: First day of school!

2010-02-06T21:43:00.009+08:00

Hi there. I'd just like to say that the exclamation mark is for emphasis, not to express my excitement for school or any sort of nonsense along that line.

So, lessons began yesterday. I didn't think much of the homeroom system CJ had in place, UNTIL I realised this meant more exercise. At the rate that this darn school is shoving physical labour down my throat, I'd be able to outrun Caroline by June. (No, this is not a challenge!)

Ignoring the difficulty of every subject in sight, I'm quite glad that classes have begun. Number 1: No more Orientation, which means no more bonding games where you run around tiring yourself and number 2: My brain finally has an opportunity to function. GP was the one subject that got my clockwork turning. Is the education system effective? How is what we've learnt in school relevant to the working world? Should the education system adapt new teaching methods? Would incorporating technology in the education system be beneficial? Ah, it's brilliant knowing my brain isn't gray and white matter inflated by vacuum. Completing the blasted worksheet is a different matter altogether.

All appeals and transfers have been solved, and now the class has been finalised: 12 girls and 6 guys. As I've said, the enthusiasm of this class is overwhelming, a little suffocating as well. There doesn't to seem to be a moment of peace; quietude is scarce, and at every moment there's bound to be someone gibbering away. :/ Shut up for a second or two please.

I think I should go do math now. ):

P.S. SNSD performed Star Star Star, YAY.
P.P.S. Partial fractions: the new formula is fantastic.
P.P.P.S. I still can't FIND any particularly interesting people in CJ. :/
P.P.P.P.S. OMFG, uniform on monday. Jane, be quiet about my uniform, yours is worse; you blend in with lumber.
P.P.P.P.P.S. A clock in my house just fell, holy shit.

Aja aja aja aja aja aja ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2010-02-04T21:07:00.006+08:00

Hi world, hi. I deleted the extremely negative previous post because Finale night was tenfold better than the other 5 days of orientation combined. I realised today that my class is absurdly enthusiastic for 18 students; our volume of cheers and screams are at the top of Mt. Everest, and the class actually went for a self-initiated dinner today. I'm anticipating multiple occasions where I'm forced against my will to do a hell lot of activities.

The dean made my day better when he said that - for the sake of the new students who appealed in - we didn't have to wear our uniforms to school tomorrow. Hoorah! :) I've also figured out how to wear my uniform properly and not look like a clown in a janitor's uniform, so kudos to myself(!) for that as well.

Unfortunately, I still have issues to moan about.

01. Monday, wearing the tie. The tie's snazzy and all, but the tie feels more like a noose.
02. PE shorts: M is too short, while L is too loose. What bullshit is this.
03. My class is all the way up on the 4th floor. ):
04. Chinese is the first thing in the morning tomorrow, at 8. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
05. Tuition is going to begin soon.
06. I am fricking sunburnt.
07. I dread PE.
08. CCA indecisions!
09. I am still unable to find my way around the damn school.
10. Counterpain's decreasing my body temperature.

The last day of orientation is over. :/ Lessons are officially commencing tomorrow, and I'm not looking forward to it.

Cheers to T08, Pele, the facilitators and IJ!

And also to Arielene Wee who got me the AC shirt, yay. :D I want to wear it to school and observe various reactions.

2010-02-02T22:05:00.001+08:00

Hi CJ, your uniform sucks like a vaccum cleaner.

JC is sunshine and butterflies! Jane likes it.

2010-01-30T21:47:00.008+08:00

Hey world, I'm finally here to blog about CJC.

So the first day of JC was on Thursday. For the first time in my life, I have to take public transport to go to school! I also have to climb up and down a few flights of stairs because of a stupid overhead bridge; needless to say I'll be significantly fitter than in Primary or Secondary school. Have I mentioned that CJC is only a bus stop away, and I have 5 bus services available? Meaning, going home requires about 10 to 15 minutes. Bahaha, I must have done some good deed in my previous life. :)

By the way, that was the most interesting aspect of school.

JC is a hellhole. The subject talks were extremely daunting, the teachers were diabolical and the subjects were plain dull. Can't you be a little encouraging, huh? It seems that the unanimous opinion was that regardless of what subject you take, you have to study your ass off because everything's so difficult and boring. JC seem's all doom and despair now.

Right, orientation. The first two days of orientation weren't too bad. My OG's delightfully slackish and cooperative at the same time, so hoorah for that. One of my OG leaders was Eliza Tan, but despite her student council background, she didn't go all Hitler on us - which was much appreciated. Other than the typical administration crap, we simply played bonding games. Which involved loads of physical activity. Even the cleaners said that CJ was really physically active! SHIT. Uh, as for socialising, let's just say that I did converse with some in my group. My group had a really distinct gender divide, wherever and whenever. It was clearest when we went for a break, and the males and the females sat at two different tables. Not that I mind, I was satisfied that the guys weren't bastards. Kay I sound misandric. ( <- is that a word?)

Other weird things we were forced to do were:
1. Learn the school song.
2. Learn some school cheer.
3. Physical activity. ( <- That was alien.)

And the most exciting in stored for us? Mass dance! YAY. We get to dance to Lady Gaga! I am bursting from the anticipation because we're going to be dancing to Rah Rah, Ohh La la.

hfksdjfhsdljkfhdjklsfhsdjkl

Btw, I rather start studying. I have felt the intelligence stored up in my brain seeping out slowly everyday, and now I'm pretty sure there's just an empty space up there. I DON'T CARE ABOUT BONDING - I know I'll regret this, but whatever - FEED MY BRAIN PLEASE. ):

P.S. The OG leaders were disturbingly excited. If I were in their shoes, I would have melted from the intensity of JC work and look like a zombie.

P.P.S. The laughter has decreased by a few octaves. Still not used to it.

P.P.P.S. Guys have no sense of humour. This statement is based on the performance in the hall on Friday.

P.P.P.P.S. LACKS SARCASM. ): People without sarcasm or humor is like a field without grass, a forest without trees, a computer without a keyboard, a game shop without geeks, a world without electricity, Twilight without stupidity, Shakespearean plays without melodrama, Harry Potter without bloody Harry Potter, ETC, you get my point?! MY CURRENT MISSION IS TO FIND SARCASTIC/HILARIOUS PEOPLE IN THIS DAMN SCHOOL.

Other than Michelle of course. Who doesn't count.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I'm thinking of being selfish and not sharing this blog with future classmates so I can bitch about them whenever I want. Good idea? ;D

JC, boo.

2010-01-27T17:47:00.001+08:00

We have to report by 7.30?!

WTF. )<

The Hillary Koh meme!

2010-01-25T21:08:00.006+08:00

This is Larry's show off meme where she happily displays her mountain of distinctions over the past few years. Uh, since I'm a few levels below her intellectually...

Wall of Shame
1. 22, F9 - Sec 2 Geography CA2 (Yeah I blame Mr Jiow.)
2. 31, F9 - Sec 3 Chemistry SA2 (I blame Potassium Sodium.)
3. 37, F9 - Sec 3 Amath SA2
4. 38.5, F9 - Sec 3 Biology SA1
5. 41, E8 - Sec 4 SS/Hist SA1
7. 42, E8 - Sec 4 Lit Prelims
7. 42, E8 - Sec 3 Lit CA2
8. 43, E8 - Sec 3 Chemistry CA1
9. 44, E8 - Sec 3 Chemistry SA1 (As you can see, I am clearly proficient at Chem.)

Wall of Shame: The Sequel (It's phrased like some epic movie, haha.)
Science - Failed 7 times (I feel sorry for my Science teachers. Okay no.)
Literature - Failed 7 times (If we included moderation, it would be 4.)
Math - Failed 1 time
SS/Hist - Failed 1 time
Chinese - Failed 1 time
Geography - Failed 1 time

I've failed almost every subject in Secondary school, other than Emath and English.

ALSO, I've failed all my Pure Chemistry CAs and SAs.

:D

Wall of Shame: The End, because I'm tired
Complete round-up! I'm pretty sure I'm a B student.

A1 - 16 (Larry had 54?!)

Yeah, let's just stop there.

Anyway, a last section to save myself ~~too late~~ from looking like a complete airhead.

Highest mark/grade:
1. Sec 1 Chinese CA1 - 96, A1 (Yay MCQs!)

华文比你酷。

JOANNE, TAKE BACK YOUR DAMN PHONE

2010-01-15T13:25:00.003+08:00

Hello, even if everyone goes there separate ways, and even if everyone begins to focus more and more on their studies, let's meet up regularly anyway.

TO SWAP NOTES.

Please and thank you. ;D

P.S. I am in the process of making a white flag for P.E. usage in CJ.
P.P.S. Putting down RJC as one of my 12th choices made me feel smart! ~~Even though it was 12th~~
P.P.P.S. Mrs T, you should be proud of me that I did a 720 from my F9 in Sec 3.
P.P.P.P.S. Miss Wong did Lit in university! She dropped it after a year because she felt it was too difficult.

O-levels.

2010-01-13T21:59:00.006+08:00

The ~day of our dreams~ had finally arrived, and I scarcely avoided the apocalypse with an average score. I can't say that I had expectations - I can't say that I was disappointed - I can't say that I was exhilarated. The only thing I'll do is to pat myself on the back for attaining such balanced results; it seems so tidy and I find it unnecessarily cool. :D

(Good job Nicolette!)

I beat Ris Low at English! THANK GOD, I was so worried over that particular subject because of my disastrous argumentative essay. Karma's a huge bitch, and this is what I get for penning an essay ~~mocking~~ that included her. On a positive note, she should be happy that she's still relevant at this point of time.

JAE is such a pain. (The booklet is disgusting and unprofressional as the capitalisation alternates.) D< Also, the stress from choosing your future school is absurd and the duration for selection is even worse. 5 days to decide our future? Seriously?

Anyway, the JCs I were considering were AJC, CJC, NYC and SAJC - simply because they're the closest few schools and I'm still lazier than a sloth who refuses to crawl up any sort of mountain to get to some stupid building I wouldn't want to frequent. Ugh, the thoughts of travelling and having to walk more than 10 minutes to reach school makes me tired.

Here's a little comparison between all 4:

Uniform (Because I'm shallow like that)
1. SAJC
2. AJC
3. CJC - Walking sanitary bins.
4. NYJC - Walking planks of beechwood.

Compound/Facilities
1. SAJC
2. NYJC
3. AJC - The visit to their compound debunked the rumor of breaking tables. (I hope.)
4. CJC - At least the trees weren't dead.

Atmosphere/Culture
1. NYJC - Based on first impressions, it felt very fun.
2. SAJC - Their mass dance was pretty impressive with everyone chanting 'Beat it, beat it!' with Michael Jackson.
3. CJC - Dull. Choir girls were really enthusiastic; you didn't have to approach us 4 times you know?
4. AJC - Somber.

Distance
1. CJC - One stop away!
2. NYJC
3. SAJC
4. AJC

Ang moh/cheena-ness
1. SAJC / CJC
3. AJC / NYJC - The student promoting CLDDs at NY scared the daylights out of me with her Chinese going 90km/h. I couldn't read the Chinese flyers they gave out either.

PE
1. ACJC - Because you can pon!
832347. CJC

Teachers
1. CJC (I'm taking a guess really.)
2. NYJC
3. AJC
4. SAJC

Sciences
1. AJC
2. NYJC / SAJC
4. CJC

Arts
1. CJC
2. SAJC
3. NYJC
4. AJC

Rumors
1. NYJC - Clean, other than the typical cheena-ness.
2. CJC - Also clean, other than the really old 'highest abortion rate' rumour.
3. AJC - Mugger school, go there and waste your life away. Boring as hell.
4. SAJC - Teacher sucks, PW sucks.

Most memorable scene
1. CJC - "This is the court where the hot guys like to come to play during our breaks! The girls will stand here and watch." [insert big smile and thumbs up]
2. SAJC - Chorus of 'Beat it, beat it!'
3. NYJC - (flurry of incomprehensible chinese)
4. AJC - Guy in pink doing his wushu thing. (And then walking off in an appropriate gay-like manner. Sorry.)

My god, it's Friday, and I'm still undecided. I'll start drawing lots now.

2010-01-11T21:10:00.001+08:00

Does anyone suck at both Sciences and Arts like me?

MATH STREAM! D:

2010-01-01T00:52:00.004+08:00

SAYONARA 2009.
You sucked big time.

One step closer to Oogway.

In recent news...

2009-12-30T22:38:00.003+08:00

I'd just like to announce that I owned Jane at tennis because I think it is quite the accomplishment. Yes, the girl who emits gamma rays whenever she smiles (x2 multiplier if she's wearing yellow), and also the girl who whimpers, cowers, and has to hug a cotton dog while watching Coraline.

Applause is appreciated. :D

2012 - 2010 = 2.

2009-12-30T21:32:00.006+08:00

Good day world! It's 2 more days to a new year! A new decade!

And everybody's a year closer to their death date!

Just saying.

:D

~~The truth hurts.~~

So I'm here to do the cliché 'Unimportant-things-that-have-occurred-this-year' post. Yey.

Supposedly important events of the year 2009:
- Studied. And studied. Till my vitreous humour dried up, till my brain imploded, till I temporarily became a Chinese android for a week or two, and till a solar eclipse occurred.
- Slept in class. x230498
- Did a combo-sleep in class which consisted of the entire row. (That was awesome.)
- Had a crazy tutor. Who got fired. -repeat-
- Passed Chemistry!
- Remained a Lit failure. :/
- O-levels, bloody hell. (Have fun Sec 4s and 5s of 2010!~)
- Graduated after 10 years of schooling in IJ.
- Discovered that the drink store uncle was cool.
- Discovered that bees and fighting fish are pretty damn idiotic.
- Watched a lot of anime. Yey.
- Recession.
- Solar eclipse.
- Michael Jackson. ):
- Obama.
- Glee!
- Hatred for Twilight grew to significant proportions.
- Edward Cullen evolved into a fairy.
- Taylor Swift got dissed by Kanye.
- Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown.
- Ris Low. -.-
- Kris Allen the goon won American Idol.
- Sezairi won Singapore Idol.
- Won 10 dollars off my dad after betting that Sezairi would win Singapore Idol.
- Got pissed off with Stephenie Meyer.
- Got pissed off with Dan Brown.
- Got pissed off with Shakespeare.
- Got pissed off with Slumdog Millionaire.
- Got pissed off with the NDP song.
- Got pissed off with radio airwaves.
- Got pissed off with Koreaboos.
- Enjoyed sugar.
- Enjoyed lemon tea.
- Did not create a Facebook account.

EDIT:

- VENICE VENICE VENICE! jkfsdklfjsdlkfjsdflkd Damn you!

2009-12-27T02:19:00.003+08:00

My computer died. Bloody brilliant.

What's more, it occurred on Christmas Eve.

My OS asploded.

Tsh.

Anyway I tried to suffocate my boredom by watching DVDs and TV.

And I watched Season 1 of Gossip Girl. HAHA, now that I watched it again it looks like such a trainwreck.

Oh, and I heard this in episode 2.

BELUGA CAVIAR.

Wtf?

2009-12-25T01:49:00.001+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!

Go and digest that turkey!

2009-12-24T20:25:00.002+08:00

Okay WTF IS UP WITH THE NEW HMV AND WHY DOES IT SUCK SO MUCH? D<

WHY IS LAST.FM NOT FREE ANYMORE?

WHY IS MEDIAFIRE SO SUCKY NOWADAYS?

WHY DID MY COMPUTER DIE ON CHRISTMAS EVE? THE HELL?

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssh.

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2009-12-11T05:23:00.005+08:00

A post only relevant to those who watch Glee. If you don't? Well then you fail. D<

1. (After typing the title, I realise if you actually enunciated it, you would get a Jane-worthy smile. Clever.)

2. Favourite bimbo of the year: Brittany.

3. State paid cynic! I need to find myself this job and learn to turn up my cynicism a notch or two.

4. Also, I'm relieved to know that Finn finally discovers the truth. Actually it had to be delivered to his front door, but whatever.

5. And that Terri realises she's in dire need of therapy. I would like to roast her in a bonfire of godly temperatures - we could drop her into the flames by pushing her off a helicopter. :D

6. I would like to ride on a stereotypical yellow school bus one day. I realise the platform's a little high for a bus, what if someone dashes out of the bus forgetting this?

7. Artie ramming into the wall!

8. Your phonebill Emma, your phonebill.

9. Why does Will always seem to be less than a centimetre away from someone's face? Is that a social tactic designed for intimidation? Hm, discomfort maybe.

10. Kelly Clarkson = :/ If only they sang one of her ~~ballads~~ male ducks.

11. BUY ME THE SOUNDTRACK AND IT WILL BE MY ETERNAL STUDY PLAYLIST.

12. Future tracks require more Artie, more Tina, more Artie, more Mercedes, more Kurt, more Artie and more Quinn.

13. I liked Acafellas. WHERE ARE THEY! Okay maybe Sandy got locked up for being overly-eccentric.

14. MORE GUEST STARS.

That said,

no more Glee till April! D:

WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO FIND A SHOW THAT CAN FUEL MY ~~already lacking~~ HAPPY!

P.S. Er, as to my actual life, I've been busy sailing the Internet waves. That is all.

The Informant!

2009-12-02T23:26:00.000+08:00

Polar bears cover their noses before they pounce on a seal. How do polar bears know their noses are black? Did they look in the water one day, see their reflection and say, "Man, I'd be invisible if it wasn't for that thing."

2009-11-29T15:32:00.005+08:00

I finally decided to stop decomposition and to begin work.

By work, I mean sitting down to listen to The Beatles albums. Honestly, I've only finished listening to Please Please Me, but at least it changed my thoughts of The Beatles being an over-the-mountain overrated band. Love Me Do is my current jam because I'm a sucker for harmonicas.

EDIT: SHIT, THERE ARE MONO REMASTERS. WTF, now I have to look for the songs all over again! fkjdfkfjsdlfkjsflksdjflksdjfklsdjflk.

I actually wanted to do a movie marathon: speaking of which I'm still quite peeved that I missed watching This Is It. TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH. When the HQ rip appears online I am watching it immediately. Also, 2012 pissed me off before I even began watching it, because some people survived, which pretty much defies the current definition of apocalypse. Lousy goons, I want my money back.

I've finally gave up on searching for jobs because there are only 6 more weeks before we get back our damn results! Who the hell wants to work for 6 weeks before getting back that damn slip of paper, and then torturing our brains for another two years! No, my brain will be on vacation. However, being the killjoy that she is, my mother constantly insists that I do something productive. Sorry mother, my brain and motivation are in the Bahamas now. Surfing.

You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realise
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness there inside you
Makes you feel so small

2009-11-27T06:34:00.001+08:00

I stayed up so late I saw the sunrise. -.-

At least the sky looked nice.

If I were male, I would probably have a longass beard to act sagely and wise with.

2009-11-22T00:26:00.010+08:00

YEY Birthdays! Oh exciting! Hear my joy?

What I don't understand is why everyone is fighting to be the first one to wish me.

ターゲット. ロック ll ASTALE [Jaded] says:
*I'M THE FIRST TO SING A SONG FOR YOU RIGHT? XDDD

Thanks to Su Lin for being a day early and for being first, Michelle for being first on my phone, Hillary for being second but hoping she was first, Jade for actually typing out the lyrics of the song which actually scared me since I was quite close to the computer screen so I literally backed away, and Cheryl Tan who went crazy by spamming YT Happy Birthday videos. Okay five people, can't be bothered with the rest.

Anyway, thanks to those who were smart enough to wish me AT NIGHT. I'll pulverise those who wish me in the morning. If they wake me up of course. (They most probably will.)

What kind of Artist are you?

2009-11-20T15:56:00.002+08:00

PHOTO MANIPULATOR. I was this close to being a useless Microsoft painter. -.-

2009-11-20T04:59:00.001+08:00

It's 5am and I'm as energetic as ever. As usual. Which means, not very.

Hur.

Don't people wake up at 5!?

I saw Mars as Saturn.

2009-11-19T14:27:00.006+08:00

Well, since ~~Hill Kay~~ Larry (Kay? ;D) requested for it:

P.S. I realise that if I see anything related to planets, the first one I think of is Saturn. Is that bad?

2009-11-18T14:58:00.005+08:00

To the people:
Stop asking me to get Facebook.
Stop asking me to get Twitter.

To Firefox:
Stop being an ass.

To the sky:
Snow.

It's prom night and I'm Youtubing. Yey.

2009-11-18T01:45:00.007+08:00

Ugh, town will now be the worst place to be in my books, because going down there 3 days in a row killed my feet and drained every ounce of energy from my cells. It's been less than a week, but I need to declare that this so called liberation after 4 years of school is bloody overrated; especially if you have to go job hunting every other day. D<

Job hunts are so damn agonising because of these moronic interviewers who are so damn patronising and treat all of the students like hobbits. Fools, just because we're students doesn't mean we have less capabilities. Assholes. Take a leaf out of Atticus's book! D< I have this strong urge to dismantle their internal organs by tearing through the epitheliums and ripping their blood vessels with a chainsaw. OR, I would place them in front of an F1 car. Or throw them off a plane so that they land right on the tip of the Eiffel Tower which ends up piercing their stomach so that the blood seeps down the tower, oh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh.

I think I just proved Theresa's point of my resemblance with Stewie. .... No matter. We'll just team up and eradicate all those in their 20s and 30s.

I'll spare my Science tutor at least. (Wait how old is he?)

I assumed my anger would subside, but no, Firefox had to crash on me, and now I have to wait for all my Youtube videos to reload again. Fantastic.

As of late, I have been engulfed by the Hallyu. AHHHHHHHHHHH, I feel ashamed, to think I would succumb to all these plastic faces. D: And to think that I can now identify most of what I used to think were identical faces. I scare myself! D<

Okay Youtube is being nice to me today.

Time to Go Mi Nam!

EQ tests are inaccurate!

2009-11-13T20:14:00.004+08:00

Hello world.

My sister accused me of not having a single molecule of EQ present in my brain.

So I took up the challenge and went to do some EQ test online. I was genuinely hoping I could say something along the lines of "HA, in your face, sucker!"

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Turns out I got a 1/10 for EQ.

FML.

Meanwhile, I've been forcing a lot of people to do the personality test at mypersonality.info because of its high accuracy and my curiousity and boredom derived from the closure of my secondary school life. I can't find anyone who's the same species as me! Meh.

Here are my test subjects, yey.

Cheryl - ENTP
Denise - ENFP
Joanne - ISTJ
Sam - ENFP
Sandra - ISTJ

Where are my fellow INTPs. Reveal yourselves, and we will take over the world. :D

Best browser, yes.

2009-11-12T19:23:00.001+08:00

Since I still can't seem to muster the energy to write a decent entry, I'll just spam this place with more amusing crap. Yey interweb.

YMCA

2009-11-10T14:31:00.002+08:00

BEST, HAHA.

Pie.

2009-11-08T21:38:00.002+08:00

.... but it's funny! FML.

So many people don't get it. D<
i = imaginary unit
Pi = irrational

2009-11-07T20:06:00.003+08:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

2009-10-31T00:15:00.003+08:00

Today marks the end of Secondary school Mathematics for the rest of my life.

Sad.

12 more days!

Shakespeare has magical powers!

2009-10-18T16:33:00.008+08:00

I HAVE MORE LITERATURE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. And guess who I'm going to complain about today!

Shakespeare!

Really. And okay, I shall admit that I read the translated version. Who has the patience to slog through Shakespearean English! Anyway, the only reason why I picked up a Shakespeare play - more specifically, Othello - was because Sam and I were bored and we decided to stop by the library before tuition.

(Ugh, commercial break. I was playing some Japanese song (ABS - DESIRE) that said "my desire", and I heard "Miley Cyrus". How ghastly.)

RIGHT, Othello. I present to you the abridged version. :)

------------------------------------------------

REDRIGO: Your daughter is married.
BRABANTIO: WTF? You be speaking lies! (to daughter) Really?
DESDEMONA: Ya really.
BRABANTIO: I is unhappy. In fact, so unhappy, that by the end of the play, I would have died from emo-ing.
DESDEMONA: Yes daddy.

IAGO: Omg, Othello that bastard, he gave my promotion to Cassio! To take revenge, I shall convince him into thinking his wife is whore! (to Othello) Your wife is whore.
OTHELLO: LIES. My wife is loving, gorgeous, with her pale, white skin-
IAGO: Cassio slept with her.
OTHELLO: But I love my wife.
IAGO: They were talking to each other.
OTHELLO: But I love my wife.
IAGO: You're black.
OTHELLO: But I love my wife.
IAGO: He has the handkerchief.
OTHELLO: CHEATING WHORE.

OTHELLO: Wifey~
DESDEMONA: Yes dear?
OTHELLO: You cheat on me - I hate you - DIE.
DESDEMONA: No I didn't!
OTHELLO: Yes you did.
DESDEMONA: No I didn't!
OTHELLO: YES YOU DID. I KILL YOU.
DESDEMONA: Fine, I will not struggle even though I am not in the wrong. Kill me!
OTHELLO: (suffocates her)
DESDEMONA: I have died! (dies)

EMILIA: OMG YOU KILLED HER?
OTHELLO: YES.
EMILIA: IAGO TRICKED YOU, YOU FOOL!
OTHELLO: Whut?
IAGO: Noisy bitch. (kills EMILIA)
EMILIA: I have died! (dies)

OTHELLO: OH, my wife! FML. (stabs self) I have died! (dies)

IAGO: Just as planned. (Cue evil laughter.)

END.

--------------------------------------------

(Fine, Iago was captured in the end.)

Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare. I had high expectations for my first Shakespearean play. WHAT A LETDOWN. Now I'm just convinced that Shakespeare's definition of tragedy is "Tragic Comedy". Tragically hilarious. Yes, it's a little hasty to think this way after only reading one play. FOR NOW, IDC, MY OPINION STANDS.

Oh, how I do not comprehend literature of any form. If all Shakespearean plays are going to be such questionable soap operas, I wonder why Shakespeare is so critcally acclaimed.

Literature and I. NOT FATED.

P.S. Happy 260th post! This is how much I post, wow. Blogger's happy.

Last day of school.

2009-10-17T03:19:00.003+08:00

Hm, I don't really feel upset over leaving IJ, even with the '10-years-of-your-life' jazz. Must be the fact that I can hear the school bell in the morning. Ho.

During Grad Night:
Helen Tan: What is this?
(Pointing to Angelene's over-sized earring)
Angelene: A rose?

HAHA. I have no idea why this came to me at 3am in the morning.

UGH, it's not even a double-digit number!

6 DAYS!

Short mid-autumn break, yay!

2009-10-04T00:58:00.011+08:00

18 DAYS.

I spent 3/4 of my tuition today arguing with my Science tutor about a leaf.

._.

Hiatus till the damn O's end.

2009-09-28T00:51:00.003+08:00

Hasta la vista.

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

khaki leopards

2009-09-25T20:58:00.006+08:00

It is currently 1.26am, and I am discussing Amath with Joanne. God, is my life fun!

Anyway.

RIS LOW IS AN IDIOT.

Who in the right mind would commit credit card fraud, then participate in a beauty paegant that would obviously publicise her existence?!?! FOOL.

I need to stop harping on this, this this this female, woman, thing. Yes.

I shall add her to my blacklist. Behind goldfish and bees when they're in my room. ;D

Fine, it's my Moron list.

Why must you haunt me so. )<

2009-09-20T13:06:00.004+08:00

Hello world, today I decided to turn on the radio for once, and tuned in to 98.7 to see if the songs had gotten worse than before. (Unfortunately, they did.) And guess what the song I heard immediately was?

I WANT NOBODY NOBODY
BUT CHUUUUUUU

Oh my bloody hell. -.-

Amath is horrid. ):

2009-09-19T21:57:00.004+08:00

Amath is driving me batshit insane, like sdijfiodklghjioerdytuhfjeriodjtufjeruiodufjerod.

HUR.

I want to play GTA and sell drugs, steal cars, piss off the policemen and kill 10 people on every road. Ho hum. ~

Good Bye New York

2009-09-13T01:21:00.003+08:00

I FOUND A SPELLING ERROR IN MOCKINGBIRD.

'Grandma says it's bad enough he lets you all run wild, but now he's turned out a nigger-lover we'll never be able to walk the streets of Maycomb agin.' (89)

agin.

agin.

agin.

.. I don't know why I got excited. Goodness.

Fiiiiiiiine, I stand corrected. ~~by William Makepeace Thackeray~~

ANGELS AND DEMONS

2009-09-09T20:10:00.007+08:00

Today, another writer has come to my attention, and he is Dan Brown. He's almost on par with Stephenie Meyer, if that helps you to understand my agony.

Firstly, he evilly tosses in a cliffhanger in the end of practically every chapter. EVERY, BLOODY CHAPTER. AND HOW MANY CHAPTERS ARE THERE IN ANGELS AND DEMONS? 137. How tiring is it to read cliffhangers that occur every 5 pages?

"It was Maximillan Kohler." (495)
"It was the carmerlengo." (511)
"Then the screen went blank." (578)
"It was then the the carmerlengo looked at the altar and saw Robert Langdon." (581)

Bloooooody hell.

OH, just like Stephenie Meyer, he defies logic.

"Kohler, incredibly, was standing for a moment, teetering on two withered legs."
-
"Langdon watched, bewildered by the director's sudden panic." (101)

WOW. Kohler is crippled. All of a sudden, he stands. So how the hell does Dan Brown explain it? Oh, he panicked because Vittoria was about to trigger off an explosion. His panic allows him to stand. At the same time, it is INCREDIBLE. So the reader has to assume that adrenaline does wonders. And then Langdon could only WATCH him and feel bewildered because of his PANIC AND NOT BECAUSE HE IS STANDING??!1?1/1?11/!?!?! Vittoria could CALMLY "assure" him?! They overlook the near-impossibility of a paralysed man standing. INSTEAD, their minds are too occupied with the collision of PARTICLES. WTF.

HIS DESCRIPTIVE SKILLS.

"On the far wall, dominating the decor, was an enormous wooden crucifix, which Langdon placed as fourteenth-century Spanish. Above the cruciform, ..... To the left....On the side wall...." (62)

See where I'm going? Does it not remind of you of PICTURE DICUSSION DURING ENGLISH ORALS?!

The only redeeming factor about his books are the facts that he throws in; it gives me topics to google to add to my ~~vast wastelands~~ brain. Like the Illuminati, anti-matter, photons protons electrons whatever-ton, Galileo... etc.

Okay my inner English Nazi has calmed down. In any case, all I'm trying to say that his style sucks and deters me from reading his books.

... and that I'm a book snob. Yey.

2009-09-06T18:42:00.008+08:00

Back from the boycott, hoorah.

Exams being bitches as usual, especially horrendous English; it makes me forget that I speak English/Engrish everyday. BAH, SCREW THEEEEM.

Anyway I dreamt of Jane. Shouldn't she be honoured? ;D Though I dreamt of her treating me to breakfast/lunch/dinner/one of the damn meals. Whatever, she should be so thankful that she really treats me to food. ~~Ritz-Carlton international buffet, yes? ;D~~

My god, I just saw this on Omona:

Man killed because he didn’t know Wonder Girls "Nobody".

1. WTFFFFFFFFF?
2. ... Brb, going to force Korean songs into my brain.

I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHYUUU -CLAP CLAP, CLAP-
REPLAAY REPLAAY REPLAAAAAAAAAY
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY
YOU'RE MY HEART HEART HEART HEART HEAAAARTBREAKER
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH 2NE1
LA CHA LA CHA TA TA~

At least they're easy to remember. :/

prelims!

2009-09-01T12:07:00.005+08:00

It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.

Screw complaining, let's get it over and done with.

Bees and fish are equally stupid.

2009-08-31T23:21:00.006+08:00

I have no idea why this stupid bee finds my flourescent lights so attractive. More so, why it has to be suicidal in MY ROOM of all places. I'm pretty sure it fainted from a minor head concussion yesterday. Go crash your head on the ceiling somewhere else you deranged thing! (Like my sister's room)

My first words:
"You're alive!"

Dearest Shujun.

2009-08-30T22:08:00.002+08:00

//Tuesday, December 09, 2008 1:44 PM

I need to stop being an english nazi. D:

I see such a good story but the bad tenses kills my eyes so i don't read it any further. >.>

Hypocrite.

Venice venice venice venice

2009-08-29T15:23:00.010+08:00

Happy birthday to MJ!

Wait, do the dead celebrate birthdays?

POLYURETHANE, NOT --ETHENE. AGH disgusting organic chem.

2009-08-27T00:20:00.004+08:00

There is obviously a better time to be doing anything other than focusing on the exams, but AHHHHHHHHHH DORIAN GRAY MOVIE. Though I always imagined Dorian to be a blonde himbo of some sorts. Lord Henry doesn't seem hedonistic at all, and I'm not sensing the supposed gay factor of Basil. Well whatever, must watch! Dorian Gray! Coraline!

Stupid Prelims and O's are roadblocks on my path of joy. Humph.

Ah damn, SS.

2009-08-24T20:19:00.004+08:00

Errrr, so apparently my self-proclaimed hiatuses always turn out to be crap because I somehow regain my blogging urges when I look at the hiatus sign. My god. -.- I'm not the worst at least, unlike some people (a.k.a Arielene Wee who blogs every millisecond.). :D

I realise I'm under some sort of self-deception which makes me think that I am so well prepared for the Prelims and O's that I needn't give a damn about them anymore, when I haven't started on some subjects. Such as the abomination we call Lit. Grr.

Well then. I shall begin to pray for divine intervention, and start to draw 4 leaf clovers and horseshoes all over myself. Yey.

P.S.MY FEVER IS BACK, bloooooooooooooooooody hell. D<

P.P.S. No more Chinese, hallelujah! I can't translate simple words anymore. (At least I COULD. Once. Ehhh.) The class is quite peaceful during Chinese. ~

P.P.P.S. OMG I HAD NO IDEA THAT TEACHERS' DAY WAS NEXT WEEK. Bah, whatever. Ponnnnnn.

2009-08-22T13:55:00.001+08:00

Hiatus.

so...
Everybody's going to war,
But we don't know what we're fighting for,
Don't tell me it's a worthy cause,
No cause could be so worthy.

pika-chyuuuuuuuuu~

2009-08-19T23:25:00.007+08:00

Regardless of what I post, I keep deleting them so that this one remains on top. 'Tis strangely addicting for some reason. :D

NDP

2009-08-08T13:42:00.007+08:00

Yahoo it's National Day again! This year, I am going to.. wait for the parade to be over so I can laugh at the Singapore Idol auditions. Did I mention how some building obscures my view of the fireworks? However I shall not continue because it's some police building. To show my patriotism, let me present to you this year's NDP song.

'Look around at our faces, they ~~sparkle~~ shine brightly in the sun'

Seeing that the majority of Singaporeans are too busy to stand in the sun and think about their dreams, shining brightly in the sun must be literal, and is attributed to the humidity of Singapore which causes perspiration. How clever!

The part I hate the most has to be the cliche 'Chariots of Fire'-esque slow run. Seriously now? They did it better: (Choir = win)

This year's song has to be the most idiotic one I've heard in a while now. Even Wondergirl's Nobody is better, which must really mean something. The lyrics fail actually. What do I see? Hm. Mas Selamat. H1N1. The recession. O levels. -.- It fails as a rock song, and even more so, a National Day song. It lacks a sense of camaraderie, sounds monotonous and is splattered with senseless lyrics. Lousy songwriters, I don't even care if we're supposed to be supporting local bands or whatever nonsense, there are SOME Singaporean songwriters who can actually pen decent songs. Most importantly, it doesn't even take certain groups of people into consideration. For example, the old ~~fogies~~ folks: would they be able to understand/appreciate it? The P5 kids: would they be able to SING it. -HUGE SIGH-

They should just take a leaf out of China's book.

AWESOME SONG RIGHT. (I AM NOT CHEENA, IT IS NICE!)

2009-08-05T21:30:00.002+08:00

Oh my heaven sky earth rain wind water fire grass mountain, I had no clue that the bloody Chinese O's results are going to be out next Tuesday! SHIT! ASDFGHJKL. How is it that everyone else is so calm and collected! D<

I wanna rock with you (all night)
Dance you into day (sunlight)
I wanna rock with you (all night)
We're gonna rock the night away

2009-08-04T20:28:00.003+08:00

THIS BLOGPOST IS INSPIRED BY ARIELENE WEE'S SUDDEN REMINISCING. Haha, it was rather nostalgic seeing the photos of all the primary school teachers.

So right on the first page, BAM, Mrs Bheem's face. ERR Mrs Lee looks more amiable.

Okay I see loads of strangers. I do remember Mrs ~~Guitar~~ Geetha though. And Jessica Ang. Mrs Morier. OH Miss Yeo Bee Leng! Mrs Toh the awesome tattoo teacher! OKAY HAHA I SEE MRS DRYSDALE. Does she still like cows? I remember passing her table in the staffroom once; I swear, I have never seen so many cows in one small area. OH MRS 'AVE MARIA'. I HATED HER. Ah yes Nina Mark. And Red wine! I had a staring competition (ish) with her once, but we had to end it because assembly had started. And Ah kiang, haha!

OH GOD THEY GOT RID OF P1 HONO, P3 AND P4 ROSE. HALF OF MY PRIMARY SCHOOL CLASSES ARE GONE, WTF? HOW COULD THEY DO THAT. AND THEY ADDED IN A TULIP AND MARGUERITE CLASS? CAN THE PRIMARY SCHOOL KIDS SPELL THAT CORRECTLY IN THE FIRST PLACE? HOW COULD A TULIP REPLACE A ROSE, SERIOUSLY. Okay I realise I'm making a huge fuss over flowers. Hm. -___-

Meh now I have no urge to go back to visit the teachers since there aren't any to visit anyway. Who still has Ling Lao Shi's wand thing? I still have it, haha.

do you know

2009-08-01T22:30:00.006+08:00

Ranting time yeah.

1. The school has been swallowed by the Hallyu. Annoying shit. "I want nobody nobody but CHUU!' 'SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!' No.

2. FINALLY starting to appreciate Kris Allen. Also, I once mentioned here that 'Kris better win'. -_- My my.

3. I can no longer keep up with the radio airwaves. Heck, I don't even know half of the newer songs. Apology to Su Lin, who now has to find a new music source.

4. May be going for night study in the end. HMMMMMMM.

5. Books have been collecting dust and silverfish and prawns. ):

6. Getting sick of Math. Ugh. Stupid purple booklet. Stupid unfinished Amath booklet.

7. NEEDS NEW MUSIC. ANYONE!?

8. PERSPECTIVE/POINT OF VIEW? ABOLISH THE SUBJECT, MAKE A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU AND FOR MEEEEEEEEEE

hopes and fears

2009-07-31T22:26:00.006+08:00

My new catchphrase:

You can't spell
slaughter
without
laughter.

Hilarious ain't it? :D

I can feel it in the air, I swear; every freaking person around me is studying. What a horrendous feeling. I can just read their minds: "Oh, what should I study today?" "Oh, I must do Emath, or else Kunna would murder me!" And I heard Kim saying: "I did 3 chapters of Bio yesterday!" What.The.Hell.

Studying consumes my soul. D: Or, it will when I start.Ho hum.

P.S. My sister has 84 (and more soon) pairs of heels. Madness. ~~I realised I'm not too far off since I bothered counting. -_-~~